双语小笑话

发布者：cj_shiyannuo   发布时间：2021-09-24 10:13:39   点击数:

 New Discovery 新发现

A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.

一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。

Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"

乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!”

 

Warning提醒

Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn‘t you?" I teased.

我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话，“提醒”他我们将光临。但是当我们来到宿舍时，他的房间凌乱不堪，我非常吃惊。“忘了我们要来，是吧?”我取笑他。

"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"  

“开什么玩笑?”，他回答说，“要不我凭什么费神打扫?”